Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Seeded Grapes Suck
I was looking at the grapes, and the super market I frequent doesn't have any labels for fruit. And if it does, I sure as hell didn't see it when I bought these grapes. They looked so big and juicy... but they have seeds. So now I am eating them, picking out damn seeds. This completely defeated the purpose of buying grapes- a sweet tasting fruit I can quickly shovel into my mouth. I actually think the speed at which I am eating grapes right now isn't sufficient to outpace my increasing hunger. If I were to only eat seeded grapes for the rest of my life, I'd probably die of starvation.
Language barriers suck sometimes.
Language barriers suck sometimes.
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oh my god, i totally agree with you. I usually suck it up and chew the seeds cause i dont have the patience to take it out.
-Sina
-Sina
kevin...seeded grapes have no seeds. The transitive verb "to seed" means: To remove the seeds from (fruit). So in fact, seeded grapes do not suck, you do.
Yes, shown up by the anonymous grammar nazi. Or maybe anonymous forgets that in the english language, we don't always use terms that have literal meanings.
So go to Stop and Shop and ask for some seeded grapes. You certainly won't receive seedless grapes.
Moron.
And with that anonymous posting is over. You now must show yourself to make idiotic comments.
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So go to Stop and Shop and ask for some seeded grapes. You certainly won't receive seedless grapes.
Moron.
And with that anonymous posting is over. You now must show yourself to make idiotic comments.
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